You don’t even want to know what it says. The completely unformatted text talking about women in need signed by a schizo guy that stands at the street corner screaming that he is the supreme political being should be enough to tell you just how crazy the wording on this message is.

 

All I have to say is what the hell were they smoking when they decided to spend hours fabricating this ugly piece of shit just to drive around one person. Ever hear of a tandem bicycle before? It’s called teamwork!

Why he’s just a weeeee witto man… and he still wubs his White Sox. Good man Mr. Moto. Now lets just home the guy at the ticket booth can see you from the counter.

 

This is exactly why you shouldn’t join a gang. You get to wake up to both of your vehicles being torched.

Resting on top of a ledge on the back corner of a Bridgeport funeral home is this…. a demon gargoyle. Why would a funeral home display a demon? Do they want to increase the creep out factor already associated with funeral homes?

This is the most impressive way I have ever seen a car stolen. Rip the license plate off before driving off. Those robbers are genius’!

I guess this is one retarded way to reuse scrap piping. I wonder if he is 7ft tall.

Most normal people just paint an ugly brown box over gang graffiti. These people decided to make a statement by painting flowers. Isn’t this considered to be an oxymoron? P.S. Your flowers are ugly!

Whoah there buddy. Isn’t a little bit early to be staggering down the street drunk? Perhaps you would feel more comfortable curled up in a ball on 18th Street like you usually are.

In a previous post, I showed what a Bridgeport bike looks like. Well it looks like Pilsen has the same idea. Seriously people, lock up your bicycles! Even if your bike is from the 1970s like this one, you will still return to half of a bike!

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